A Comedy in Chapters

Acts of
Dave

A Minor God. A Very Big Shit.

God fell asleep. His lizards are dead. Earth is in crisis. And Dave — just Dave — has somehow ended up in the middle of all of it. Published chapter by chapter, as the universe intended.

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The Book So Far

I

2 May 2026 · 12 min read

In the Beginning (Again)

It was far too early for any of this. Well, it depends on your definition of early. And time. And space. God had lizards. And the lizards were terribly great.

II

Coming soon

The Quarterly Report

The universe is run like a bloated organisation. Earth is not a priority account. Miracles require budget approval.

III

Coming soon

Olive Has 1.5 Million Followers

She thinks she's God. She might be onto something.

About

Acts of Dave is a serial comedy novel published chapter by chapter, as God intended — or would have intended, had God not fallen asleep on the job.

It is a story about bureaucracy, belief, lizards, and a man called Dave who had very reasonable plans for his Tuesday.

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